Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IIGood: Your son studies a lot in his...