A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...