Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...