The young wife was in tears when she opened the door…
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband....
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...