Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear…
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...