The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the...