Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Headline – read all about it!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEJohn Hopkins Medical Center is reporting an unusual occurrence in the Obstetrics...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...