Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
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Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...