Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...