Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...