Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...