Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
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The Dream
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If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Odd One Out
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Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...