Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...