New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a...