12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...