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This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
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Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
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Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
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A play on Computer Lingo.
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Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...