Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...