Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...