Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...