Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Nerds versus jocks
|An answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...