What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
A Rock Solid Defense
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Chess Nuts
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The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
cross a firefly and a moth
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After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....