Is it michael jackson
little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!