The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....