Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Blondes Love Puzzles
There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...