Bad luck finding a place to hide
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The Christmas diet song
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How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
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The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
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Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...