Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam