How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...