A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...