Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Eye sex
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...