Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...