Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...