What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...