M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Addicted To Computers
Ten ways to know that you’re addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...