Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Blondes Love Puzzles
There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In...
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who…
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean...