Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...