Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Remember when…..
Remember when……..A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window...
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...