New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...