Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Viagra again.
Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Ready for Society?
A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...