Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...