Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...