She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look…
It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...