More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...