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The beach
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Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
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Universal excuse form.
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You’re a lawyer if
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Any last requests?
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Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag
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