Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
HillBilly Memories
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...