Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
Economic pressures
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...