What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Casey McCarthy
|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...