chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...