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Early retirement
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The Shopping Criminal
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Dead dog
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Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut…
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Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...