The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...