Rejected Public Holidays
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
8 boys
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
A little boy did not go to school one day…
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...